This is neither aerodynamic nor a good idea. If you could teleport to a random place of the surface of the Earth, what are the odds that you'll see signs of intelligent life? On the blog, Randall, who has a degree in physics and a strong scientific background, discusses hypothetical physics questions apparently submitted by readers. After the break only three articles were released, two more were released after article 137 over three weeks, the last article 139 released on August 4, 2015. The first couple dozen ideas scientists came up with were totally ineffective, but the next big breakthrough could be right around the corner. What if I made a lava lamp out of real lava? But wait! How big a hole do I need to dig before people suffocate? As the chunks of rock fall back But why would you. I figured this would be long enough to warm me up but not long enough to harm me. What's the likelihood this could happen? The report outlines how when a nuclear weapon goes off underwater, it Slackers. How long would humanity last? The second of two longer shifts in release day two weeks in a row which resulted in only two releases over three weeks, resulting in the eight break in total. Suppose you were to print, in 12 point text, the numeral 1 using a common cheap ink-jet printer. 2 book. The world just has too many people. Since then there was no new posts for almost four years. A nuke set What is the farthest from Earth that any Earth thing has died? ", Still, we shouldn't stop people from dreaming. It would warm a small patch of the ocean and not do much. This comic gives ludicrous and ironic upcoming hurricane paths on an unlabelled map of the Americas that shows the region roughly between central Canada and northern South America.Blue and red dotted lines indicate the future hurricane paths. It wasn't: "To everyone's horror, [Hurricane King] then pivoted taking an impossible 135-degree turn and began racing into Savannah, Georgia, causing $3 million in damage ($32 million today) and killing one person.". This book can't stop most bullets; if you want to use it for armour, you may want a lot more than one copy. I saw a sign at a hot springs tub saying "Caution: Water is hotter than average" with water at about 39C. What do we do with this?'". He served in the Philippines in 1946 and rode eight missions through typhoons inside . What if you were flashing your BIOS during a thunderstorm and you got hit by lightning? with 64 GB MicroSD cards all full of legally purchased music)? Phil Klotzbach, a research scientist at Colorado State's University's Tropical Meteorology Project, was talking about the U.S. government's cloud seeding Project STORMFURY whenhe told Florida Today, "It seemed good on paper, but in reality, the hurricane is just too strong. 2: Additional Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions was released on September 13. Various Theoretical Models For Underwater improbable typhoon interaction, the overall effect of the bomb isnt If they looked at our star right now, what would they see? What about bromine? If you suddenly began rising steadily at one foot per second, how exactly would you die? swept out to sea by a massive tsunami. If all the men were one man, What in my pocket actually contains more energy, my Zippo or my smartphone? story by using. I jokingly sent him a photo of a parrot holding a pizza slice in its beak. What about 1 foot? Biden said Trump, "has an answer for hurricanes. And we could make it not deadly, somehow? There's just too much of a chance that the unknown could happen and result in an epic, deadly disaster. Gasoline: 46 much less catastrophic than a direct nuclear attack. He said, 'Maybe we should drop a nuclear weapon on them.'" The first of two longer shifts in release day two weeks in a row which resulted in only two releases over three weeks, resulting in the eight break in total. What if a spacecraft slowed down on re-entry to just a few miles per hour using rocket boosters like the Mars-sky-crane? I know that stirring does help to cool down the tea, but what if I were to stir it faster? What about using a squirrel suit? Earth would be unaffected but the human race would be wiped out due to everyone trying to get home at the same time. The report also claimed that Trump had raised the possibility of bombing hurricanes with another senior administration official, as detailed in a 2017 NSC memo. In the year following that release only 8 articles where released including both #147 and #154. What If We Nuked A Hurricane? 70% of the time you would end up in the ocean. Chris Landsea, science and operations officer at the National Hurricane Center wrote (via Live Science), "About 80 of these disturbances form every year in the Atlantic basin, but only about 5 become hurricanes in a typical year. How many bananas would you need to power a house? (In other words, how long could we chuck nukes at hurricanes until our nuclear arsenal ran out?). This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). The culprit was a comet or While we might not have experimented with nukes, the government has tried other ways to stop hurricanes, and even those resulted in some terrible and unforeseeable problems. What's the worst thing that can happen if you misuse a pressure cooker in an ordinary kitchen? detonated, and at 11 kilometers, the Mariana(s) Trench is the deepest When they reached What if the Earth were made entirely of protons, and the Moon were made entirely of electrons? That's scientist talk for "We are so screwed." If you went outside and lay down on your back with your mouth open, how long would you have to wait until a bird pooped in it? NOAA says the idea is still popular,noting on their official website, "During each hurricane season, there always appear suggestions that one should simply use nuclear weapons to try and destroy the storms.". For a more brief and arrangeable list, see. Hurricane Freud starts in the Gulf of Mexico, draws a set of balls to Florida's cock, and then comes on land and stops. What better weather to try to alter than hurricanes? So during the summer of 2016, it seemed it was down to about one release every two months but then it increased. Since then only three more articles were released in 2016, the first two with about 8 weeks between them and then more than 12 weeks. Just under four years passed before a new What If. Liquid helium? If there was enough water, and if the model held up, thisblast would Northwest, along with most of coastal China and the rest of the Pacific She is planning to attach a number of helium balloons to a chair, which in turn would be tethered by means of a rope to a Ferrari. From here on standard release day was Tuesday. Or looking straight up at the bolt? Copy paste the above text and correct the number and the title to get this result: The two first articles were released on the same day, Tuesday July 10, 2012, probably to get the blog going, and let users of xkcd see that there was going to be more. We know that there are more deadly hurricanes now than there used to be, but they don't start out that way. What took more energy, the building of the Great Pyramid of Giza or the Apollo Mission? The Mariana Trench is gone, and with it Guam and the Mariana Islands. it just under the surface. the coast, the waves would be no worse than those from a bad storm. Why not nuke a hurricane? What would happen if lightning struck a bullet in midair? He said, 'Maybe we should drop a nuclear weapon on them. Far more than a book for geeks, WHAT IF: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions explains the laws of science in operation in a way that every intelligent reader will enjoy and feel much the smarter for having read. NOAA. What if there was a lake on the Moon? This is potentially hazardous to some ships, but typically takes the question beyond the original scope likely intended by the reader and takes it to some extreme for humorous effect. How much would you need to make to be in real trouble? early, and expend most of their energy creating a narrow surf zone on I got it. In his explanations, Randall, often uses diagrams in an xkcd style. Since rainbows are caused by the refraction of the sunlight by tiny droplets of rainwater, what would rainbow look like on Earth if we had two suns like Tatooine? The article is about the slope needed to be able to coast on a bike, without using the pedals, across mainland USA. From here on there is no longer any standard release days. tsunamis. If my printer could literally print out money, would it have that big an effect on the world? The third two weeks Christmas break, the seventh break in total. It turns out, you'd need a lot of nukes and a lot of power. Evin's scenario concerns neither. it would split into many islands and the Netherlands will take over. 30 years to walk, much longer for the sentence. Liquid tungsten? In Armageddon, a NASA guy comments that a plan to shoot a laser at the asteroid is like shooting a b.b. A fully developed hurricane can release heat energy at a rate of 5 to 20x1013 watts and converts less than 10% of the heat into the mechanical energy of the wind. What if a huge mountainDenali, sayhad the bottom inch of its base disappear? Okay, so we can't use nukes, ice, cloud seeding, or anything humanity has invented yet. Yup, we can thank climate change for deadlier hurricanes. You know your house will flood from the bottom up. What if you strapped C4 to a boomerang? Tropical cyclones derive their energy from vertical temperature differences, are symmetrical, and have a warm core. And, for reasons we'll get into, it would be. Hurricane Katrina was the costliest hurricane ever recorded, with an estimated $176.3 billion in property damage and economic impact (via NOAA, adjusted for inflation.) Nuking Hurricanes: The Surprising History of a Really Bad Idea On October 11, 1961, the head of the U.S. What if the mountain's base were raised to the present height of the summit, and then the whole thing were allowed to drop to the earth? At what numerical value would the number printed approximately equal the number of ink molecules used? They can rip off your roof, knock a tree onto your car, and break all your windows. The question is, how many vehicles would it take to build a car-bridge across the Atlantic? If we hooked turbines to people exercising in gyms, how much power could we produce? Red successfully cuts off Blue and then dies shortly thereafter. What place on Earth would allow you to freefall the longest by jumping off it? How many molecules of the ink would be used? Second and longest break so far of two long breaks in a row, the 12th break in total. "Apart from the fact that this might not even alter the storm, this approach neglects the problem that the released radioactive fallout would fairly quickly move with the tradewinds to affect land areas and cause devastating environmental problems,"NOAA's hurricane page states. A hurricane can release the amount of energy in a 10-megaton nuke every 20 minutes, the NOAA article says. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. Every now and then we have to insert a leap second because the Earths rotation is slowing down. If so, how many golf balls would be required to reach the Moon? Using only pronounceable letter combinations, how long would names have to be to give each star in the universe a unique one word name? terrifying passage describing the detonation of a submerged gigaton mine {{Title text: Knuth Paper-Stack Notation: Write down the number on pages. And it's not possible anyway, since nukes are not giant, cutting-edge fans. The sixth two weeks break, tenth break in total. Hey! According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, who get asked this question a lot, this is a very bad idea. 195 years. In reality, the oceans arent that deep. If it's possible, what would a lunar ("holar"?) But the next one (#154) was indeed released only a bit more than week after the one with 15 weeks break, and then less than 3 weeks after followed yet an article on February 28 2017. How great would all of these things be? If not, then we all die. 65-million-year-old Chicxulub impact sitethis HIDDEN FEATURE: The inside of this book has words and pictures, plus a special UK foreword. The majority of the worlds plants die and the food chain collapses Then from August 2014 there came several two week breaks, one in August, one in September and two in November, the last lasting three weeks into December, and on top of that the normal two weeks Christmas break. The final six articles in this period were released on four different week days, only two of them with one week apart. Hurricane Florence battered the US East Coast last year. No underwater test has involved bombs anywhere near If you made an elevator that would go to space (like the one you mentioned in the billion-story building) and built a staircase up (assuming regulated air pressure) about how long would it take to climb to the top? Randall Munroe left NASA in 2005 to start up his hugely popular site XKCD 'a web comic of romance, sarcasm, math and language' which offers a witty take on the world of science and geeks. Earths crust dozens of miles across, leaving a hole through which If we could convert the energy to build the Great Pyramid, would it be enough to send a rocket to the Moon and back? When (if ever) did the Sun finally set on the British Empire? In pursuit of answers, Munroe runs computer simulations, pores over stacks of declassified military research memos, solves differential equations, and consults with nuclear reactor operators. Surprisingly littleespecially compared to what would happen if you put My question is, what would a bowling ball look like if it were blown up to the size of the Earth? When I was about 8 years old, shoveling snow on a freezing day in Colorado, I wished that I could be instantly transported to the surface of the Sun, just for a nanosecond, then instantly transported back. How fast would you have to go in your car to run a red light claiming that it appeared green to you due to the Doppler Effect? What if you somehow managed to make a stereo travel at twice the speed of sound, would it sound backwards to someone who was just casually sitting somewhere as it flies by? pressure from that six miles of water overhead causes it to collapse. Could it navigate? After effectively describing what would occur as a nuclear explosion, leveling the stadium and the surrounding mile radius, he concludes with the note "A careful reading of official Major League Baseball Rule 6.08(b) suggests that in this situation, the batter would be considered 'hit by pitch', and would be eligible to advance to first base.". exhaustively examines and summarizes all available research about the And would it even work? How much of the Earth's currently-existing water has ever been turned into a soft drink at some point in its history? As humans learned over the last century from a wide variety of incidents, fallout is no fun. That turbulent warm water is actually quite substantial. At what speed would you have to drive for rain to shatter your windshield? Various Theoretical Models For Underwater For many people, the fact that Donald Trump thought nuking hurricanes would be a good idea automatically means it must be insane. The only three weeks break, the sixth break in total. expand into a bubble 70 miles across. This memo has been declassified, but was never published. If set up in the rainiest place in the United States (Ketchikan, Alaska), the cost could be offset in about a century. The If all the seas were one sea, At that point, the storm had almost blown itself out and was heading away from the East Coast back out to the ocean. For example, in the first article, he discusses what would happen if a baseball were pitched at 90% of the speed of light. The flooding they cause is also terrible and deadly, but at least the law of gravitation means that the water stays by the ground. The release date in the archive is the wrong month June. Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License, fall into Jupiter's atmosphere in a submarine, https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=what_if&oldid=304504. Would the storm cell be immediately vaporized? The Mariner 1 has traveled much farther than Voyager 1. 53,000,000 megatons is approximately the energy of the Chicxulub impact. More details.. Then, while falling, I release the helium and fill the balloon. Why can't we do that?" When - if ever - will the bandwidth of the Internet surpass that of FedEx? If you made a beach using grains the proportionate size of the stars in the Milky Way, what would that beach look like? Printing $100 bills 24/7 for a year can make you about $200 million per year. produces a cavity of hot gasses, which then collapses. Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. The heat release is equivalent to a 10-megaton nuclear bomb exploding every 20 minutes. happens near the surface, it can create some pretty big wavesunder some As plastic is made from oil and oil is made from dead dinosaurs, how much actual real dinosaur is there in a plastic dinosaur? Astrophysicists are always saying things like "This mission to this comet is equivalent to throwing a baseball from New York and hitting a particular window in San Francisco." "He made it up. like with most of the other scenarios, everyone dies. Humans have always wanted to control the weather, even if that just meant praying to a god for rain. How much volume would they take up and what would they look like? A tropical cyclone is a generic term for a low-pressure system that formed over tropical waters (25S to 25N) with thunderstorm activity near the center of its closed, cyclonic winds. The others not so much. There's not really any question anymore: This is happening because the planet is getting warmer, and the planet is getting warmer because of humans. It's annoying biking in the wintertime, because it's so cold. eclipse look like? At the moment it seems impossible to guess when a new post is released so: Below is a list of the articles released in the what if? 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